✎ YUKOKI
忘れな草;
Forget-Me-Not;

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

attmosphere:

When he whips out the d and it’s small
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error404s:

'why are your boobs so small'

ye actually i dont rly know, lemme just fucking ask them 

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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rissalady:

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

Hahahahaha

TRACK NAME: Hey Brother
ALBUM TITLE:
ARTIST: Avicii
TIMES PLAYED: 52,949 plays

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

keikkun:

girls with horns

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!