If they had phones I’m fully convinced Connie and Armin would have the most intense snapchat battles: Armin’s got creative storytelling, his stories are hilarious, but how did Connie use his 3DMG like that? Where is he? Why do his snapchats look like professional action movie posters?
do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’
do any of you even know my name
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.