Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
shoutout to all the sensitive black girls
if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best
Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus coming soon!
The new Peach Pink Wii Remote Plus will start appearing in stores in late April at a suggested retail price of $39.99. It joins other controllers themed to Nintendo characters, including the red Mario and green Luigi controllers. Wii Remote Plus includes Wii MotionPlus technology, and works with all Wii and Wii U games that call for Wii Remote controllers. Fans of Mario Kart 8 might want to pick up the new remote to control Peach when the game launches May 30.
My new favorite flower
ain’t nun but bout 32 dollars
id trade that for an eighth of an ounce of some other flower tbh
"ain’t nun but about 32 dollars" like you’d turn down a cash bouquet
girl what ima do wit 32 dollars girl goodbye u sound broke
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
"what do u want to be when u grow up"